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= Team Overview =
 
= Team Overview =
  
The Cerastes Rattlers are one of those "heel" teams everyone loves to hate - a mixture of snide, unpleasantly handsome House members with slicked-back hair and, occasionally (although not currently), burly squats whose powerful tackling is especially unpleasant because so much of it happens in the knee-to-groin region. [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] shows up for photo-ops with the team every now and again, smiling bemusedly and doing an awkward thumbs-up pose.
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The Cerastes Rattlers are one of those "heel" teams everyone loves to hate - a mixture of snide, unpleasantly handsome House members with slicked-back hair and, occasionally ''(although not currently)'', burly squats whose powerful tackling is especially unpleasant because so much of it happens in the knee-to-groin region. [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] shows up for photo-ops with the team every now and again, smiling bemusedly and doing an awkward thumbs-up pose.
  
 
== Roster ==
 
== Roster ==
  
* 01 ''Carnax''
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* 01 '''The Krauss Custom''', a suit of Squat-forged Powered Armour ''(treeman)''
* 02 ''Titus''
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* 02 '''Carnax''' ''(wardancer L2)''
* 03 ''Augustius''
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* 03 '''Titus''' ''(wardancer)''
* 04 ''Callonant''
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* 04 '''Augustius''' ''(thrower L2)''
* 06 ''Emil''
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* 05 '''Emil''' ''(lineman L2)''
* 07 ''Galen''
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* 06 '''Thaddeus''' ''(lineman L2)''
* 08 ''Gregor''
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* 07 '''Ishmael''' ''(lineman)''
* 09 ''Hallarn''
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* 08 '''Gregor''' ''(lineman)''
* 10 ''Ishmael''
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* 09 '''Callonant''' ''(lineman)''
* 11 ''Thaddeus''
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* 10 '''Galen''' ''(lineman)''
  
* 05 ''<s>Cornelius</s>'' - killed in action during the teams' very first game vs The Arkangel Merchants!
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* 05 '''<s>Cornelius</s>''' ''(lineman)'' - killed in action during the teams' very first game vs The Arkangel Merchants
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* 09 '''<s>Hallarn</s>''' ''(lineman)'' - took early retirement following permanent injury affecting resilience to further injury, sustained vs The Mermaid's Tears
  
 
== "The Captain's Clash" Games Played ==
 
== "The Captain's Clash" Games Played ==
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* Weds 13th July 2022, vs '''The Arkangel Merchant's Club''' - result lost 0-2
 
* Weds 13th July 2022, vs '''The Arkangel Merchant's Club''' - result lost 0-2
 
* Thurs 21st July 2022, vs '''The Victoria Raptors''' - result won 2-0
 
* Thurs 21st July 2022, vs '''The Victoria Raptors''' - result won 2-0
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* Fri 5th August 2022, vs '''The Mermaid's Tears''' - result won 3-0
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* ''sadly did not run'', vs '''Macro's Sentient Socks''' - result concession by The Socks
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* Weds 31st August 2022, vs '''The Rexuz' Wranglers''' - result TBD
  
 
== Rumours ==
 
== Rumours ==
  
*Those who know [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] personally will know that he secretly roots for The Mermaids' Tears ("they just play a better technical game!").
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*Those who know [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] personally will know that he secretly roots for The Mermaids' Tears ''("They just play a better technical game!")''.
  
 
== Quotes ==
 
== Quotes ==

Latest revision as of 11:28, 30 August 2022

Race Human
Dynasty Cerastes
Player Mark
CerastesRattlers1.jpg

Name: The Cerastes Rattlers

Dynasty: Cerastes

Notable Traits: Fast, arrogant, shifty, & objectively better than you!

Team Overview

The Cerastes Rattlers are one of those "heel" teams everyone loves to hate - a mixture of snide, unpleasantly handsome House members with slicked-back hair and, occasionally (although not currently), burly squats whose powerful tackling is especially unpleasant because so much of it happens in the knee-to-groin region. Lord-Captain Malvoisin shows up for photo-ops with the team every now and again, smiling bemusedly and doing an awkward thumbs-up pose.

Roster

  • 01 The Krauss Custom, a suit of Squat-forged Powered Armour (treeman)
  • 02 Carnax (wardancer L2)
  • 03 Titus (wardancer)
  • 04 Augustius (thrower L2)
  • 05 Emil (lineman L2)
  • 06 Thaddeus (lineman L2)
  • 07 Ishmael (lineman)
  • 08 Gregor (lineman)
  • 09 Callonant (lineman)
  • 10 Galen (lineman)
  • 05 Cornelius (lineman) - killed in action during the teams' very first game vs The Arkangel Merchants
  • 09 Hallarn (lineman) - took early retirement following permanent injury affecting resilience to further injury, sustained vs The Mermaid's Tears

"The Captain's Clash" Games Played

Arkangel League 1

  • Weds 13th July 2022, vs The Arkangel Merchant's Club - result lost 0-2
  • Thurs 21st July 2022, vs The Victoria Raptors - result won 2-0
  • Fri 5th August 2022, vs The Mermaid's Tears - result won 3-0
  • sadly did not run, vs Macro's Sentient Socks - result concession by The Socks
  • Weds 31st August 2022, vs The Rexuz' Wranglers - result TBD

Rumours

  • Those who know Lord-Captain Malvoisin personally will know that he secretly roots for The Mermaids' Tears ("They just play a better technical game!").

Quotes