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= Team Overview = | = Team Overview = | ||
− | The Cerastes Rattlers are one of those "heel" teams everyone loves to hate - a mixture of snide, unpleasantly handsome House members with slicked-back hair and, occasionally (although not currently), burly squats whose powerful tackling is especially unpleasant because so much of it happens in the knee-to-groin region. [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] shows up for photo-ops with the team every now and again, smiling bemusedly and doing an awkward thumbs-up pose. | + | The Cerastes Rattlers are one of those "heel" teams everyone loves to hate - a mixture of snide, unpleasantly handsome House members with slicked-back hair and, occasionally ''(although not currently)'', burly squats whose powerful tackling is especially unpleasant because so much of it happens in the knee-to-groin region. [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] shows up for photo-ops with the team every now and again, smiling bemusedly and doing an awkward thumbs-up pose. |
== Roster == | == Roster == | ||
− | * 01 ''Carnax'' | + | * 01 '''The Krauss Custom''', a suit of Squat-forged Powered Armour ''(treeman)'' |
− | * | + | * 02 '''Carnax''' ''(wardancer L2)'' |
− | * | + | * 03 '''Titus''' ''(wardancer)'' |
− | * | + | * 04 '''Augustius''' ''(thrower L2)'' |
− | * 06 '' | + | * 05 '''Emil''' ''(lineman L2)'' |
− | * 07 '' | + | * 06 '''Thaddeus''' ''(lineman L2)'' |
− | * 08 ''Gregor'' | + | * 07 '''Ishmael''' ''(lineman)'' |
− | * 09 '' | + | * 08 '''Gregor''' ''(lineman)'' |
− | * 10 '' | + | * 09 '''Callonant''' ''(lineman)'' |
− | + | * 10 '''Galen''' ''(lineman)'' | |
− | * 05 ''<s>Cornelius</s>'' - killed in action during the teams' very first game vs The Arkangel Merchants | + | * 05 '''<s>Cornelius</s>''' ''(lineman)'' - killed in action during the teams' very first game vs The Arkangel Merchants |
+ | * 09 '''<s>Hallarn</s>''' ''(lineman)'' - took early retirement following permanent injury affecting resilience to further injury, sustained vs The Mermaid's Tears | ||
== "The Captain's Clash" Games Played == | == "The Captain's Clash" Games Played == | ||
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* Thurs 21st July 2022, vs '''The Victoria Raptors''' - result won 2-0 | * Thurs 21st July 2022, vs '''The Victoria Raptors''' - result won 2-0 | ||
* Fri 5th August 2022, vs '''The Mermaid's Tears''' - result won 3-0 | * Fri 5th August 2022, vs '''The Mermaid's Tears''' - result won 3-0 | ||
+ | * ''sadly did not run'', vs '''Macro's Sentient Socks''' - result concession by The Socks | ||
+ | * Weds 31st August 2022, vs '''The Rexuz' Wranglers''' - result TBD | ||
== Rumours == | == Rumours == | ||
− | *Those who know [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] personally will know that he secretly roots for The Mermaids' Tears (" | + | *Those who know [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] personally will know that he secretly roots for The Mermaids' Tears ''("They just play a better technical game!")''. |
== Quotes == | == Quotes == |
Latest revision as of 11:28, 30 August 2022
Race | Human |
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Dynasty | Cerastes |
Player | Mark |
Name: The Cerastes Rattlers
Dynasty: Cerastes
Notable Traits: Fast, arrogant, shifty, & objectively better than you!
Team Overview
The Cerastes Rattlers are one of those "heel" teams everyone loves to hate - a mixture of snide, unpleasantly handsome House members with slicked-back hair and, occasionally (although not currently), burly squats whose powerful tackling is especially unpleasant because so much of it happens in the knee-to-groin region. Lord-Captain Malvoisin shows up for photo-ops with the team every now and again, smiling bemusedly and doing an awkward thumbs-up pose.
Roster
- 01 The Krauss Custom, a suit of Squat-forged Powered Armour (treeman)
- 02 Carnax (wardancer L2)
- 03 Titus (wardancer)
- 04 Augustius (thrower L2)
- 05 Emil (lineman L2)
- 06 Thaddeus (lineman L2)
- 07 Ishmael (lineman)
- 08 Gregor (lineman)
- 09 Callonant (lineman)
- 10 Galen (lineman)
- 05
Cornelius(lineman) - killed in action during the teams' very first game vs The Arkangel Merchants - 09
Hallarn(lineman) - took early retirement following permanent injury affecting resilience to further injury, sustained vs The Mermaid's Tears
"The Captain's Clash" Games Played
Arkangel League 1
- Weds 13th July 2022, vs The Arkangel Merchant's Club - result lost 0-2
- Thurs 21st July 2022, vs The Victoria Raptors - result won 2-0
- Fri 5th August 2022, vs The Mermaid's Tears - result won 3-0
- sadly did not run, vs Macro's Sentient Socks - result concession by The Socks
- Weds 31st August 2022, vs The Rexuz' Wranglers - result TBD
Rumours
- Those who know Lord-Captain Malvoisin personally will know that he secretly roots for The Mermaids' Tears ("They just play a better technical game!").
Quotes
- "Quote." - who said it