Cerastes Rattlers

Race	Human
Dynasty	Cerastes
Player	Mark

Name: The Cerastes Rattlers

Dynasty: Cerastes

Notable Traits: Fast, arrogant, shifty, & objectively better than you!

Team Overview

The Cerastes Rattlers are one of those "heel" teams everyone loves to hate - a mixture of snide, unpleasantly handsome House members with slicked-back hair and, occasionally (although not currently), burly squats whose powerful tackling is especially unpleasant because so much of it happens in the knee-to-groin region. Lord-Captain Malvoisin shows up for photo-ops with the team every now and again, smiling bemusedly and doing an awkward thumbs-up pose.

Roster

• 01 The Krauss Custom, a suit of Squat-forged Powered Armour (treeman)
• 02 Carnax (wardancer L2)
• 03 Titus (wardancer)
• 04 Augustius (thrower L2)
• 05 Emil (lineman L2)
• 06 Thaddeus (lineman L2)
• 07 Ishmael (lineman)
• 08 Gregor (lineman)
• 09 Callonant (lineman)
• 10 Galen (lineman)

• 05 Cornelius (lineman) - killed in action during the teams' very first game vs The Arkangel Merchants
• 09 Hallarn (lineman) - took early retirement following permanent injury affecting resilience to further injury, sustained vs The Mermaid's Tears

"The Captain's Clash" Games Played

Arkangel League 1

• Weds 13th July 2022, vs The Arkangel Merchant's Club - result lost 0-2
• Thurs 21st July 2022, vs The Victoria Raptors - result won 2-0
• Fri 5th August 2022, vs The Mermaid's Tears - result won 3-0
• sadly did not run, vs Macro's Sentient Socks - result concession by The Socks
• Weds 31st August 2022, vs The Rexuz' Wranglers - result TBD

Rumours

• Those who know Lord-Captain Malvoisin personally will know that he secretly roots for The Mermaids' Tears ("they just play a better technical game!").

Quotes

• "Quote." - who said it