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| − | The Cerastes Rattlers are one of those "heel" teams everyone loves to hate - a mixture of snide, unpleasantly handsome House members with slicked-back hair and, occasionally (although not currently), burly squats whose powerful tackling is especially unpleasant because so much of it happens in the knee-to-groin region. [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] shows up for photo-ops with the team every now and again, smiling bemusedly and doing an awkward thumbs-up pose. | + | The Cerastes Rattlers are one of those "heel" teams everyone loves to hate - a mixture of snide, unpleasantly handsome House members with slicked-back hair and, occasionally ''(although not currently)'', burly squats whose powerful tackling is especially unpleasant because so much of it happens in the knee-to-groin region. [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] shows up for photo-ops with the team every now and again, smiling bemusedly and doing an awkward thumbs-up pose. |
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| − | *Those who know [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] personally will know that he secretly roots for The Mermaids' Tears (" | + | *Those who know [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] personally will know that he secretly roots for The Mermaids' Tears ''("They just play a better technical game!")''. |
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Latest revision as of 11:28, 30 August 2022
| Race | Human |
|---|---|
| Dynasty | Cerastes |
| Player | Mark |
Name: The Cerastes Rattlers
Dynasty: Cerastes
Notable Traits: Fast, arrogant, shifty, & objectively better than you!
Team Overview
The Cerastes Rattlers are one of those "heel" teams everyone loves to hate - a mixture of snide, unpleasantly handsome House members with slicked-back hair and, occasionally (although not currently), burly squats whose powerful tackling is especially unpleasant because so much of it happens in the knee-to-groin region. Lord-Captain Malvoisin shows up for photo-ops with the team every now and again, smiling bemusedly and doing an awkward thumbs-up pose.
Roster
- 01 The Krauss Custom, a suit of Squat-forged Powered Armour (treeman)
- 02 Carnax (wardancer L2)
- 03 Titus (wardancer)
- 04 Augustius (thrower L2)
- 05 Emil (lineman L2)
- 06 Thaddeus (lineman L2)
- 07 Ishmael (lineman)
- 08 Gregor (lineman)
- 09 Callonant (lineman)
- 10 Galen (lineman)
- 05
Cornelius(lineman) - killed in action during the teams' very first game vs The Arkangel Merchants - 09
Hallarn(lineman) - took early retirement following permanent injury affecting resilience to further injury, sustained vs The Mermaid's Tears
"The Captain's Clash" Games Played
Arkangel League 1
- Weds 13th July 2022, vs The Arkangel Merchant's Club - result lost 0-2
- Thurs 21st July 2022, vs The Victoria Raptors - result won 2-0
- Fri 5th August 2022, vs The Mermaid's Tears - result won 3-0
- sadly did not run, vs Macro's Sentient Socks - result concession by The Socks
- Weds 31st August 2022, vs The Rexuz' Wranglers - result TBD
Rumours
- Those who know Lord-Captain Malvoisin personally will know that he secretly roots for The Mermaids' Tears ("They just play a better technical game!").
Quotes
- "Quote." - who said it
