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= Team Overview =
 
= Team Overview =
  
The Cerastes Rattlers are one of those "heel" teams everyone loves to hate - a mixture of snide, unpleasantly handsome House members with back black hair and, occasionally (although not currently), burly squats whose powerful tackling is especially unpleasant because so much of it happens in the knee-to-groin region. [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] shows up for photo-ops with the team every now and again, smiling bemusedly and doing an awkward thumbs-up pose.
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The Cerastes Rattlers are one of those "heel" teams everyone loves to hate - a mixture of snide, unpleasantly handsome House members with slicked-back hair and, occasionally ''(although not currently)'', burly squats whose powerful tackling is especially unpleasant because so much of it happens in the knee-to-groin region. [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] shows up for photo-ops with the team every now and again, smiling bemusedly and doing an awkward thumbs-up pose.
  
 
== Roster ==
 
== Roster ==
  
* 01 Carnax
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* 01 '''The Krauss Custom''', a suit of Squat-forged Powered Armour ''(treeman)''
* 02 Titus
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* 02 '''Carnax''' ''(wardancer L2)''
* 03 Augustius
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* 03 '''Titus''' ''(wardancer)''
* 04 Callonant
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* 04 '''Augustius''' ''(thrower L2)''
* 05 Cornelius
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* 05 '''Emil''' ''(lineman L2)''
* 06 Emil
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* 06 '''Thaddeus''' ''(lineman L2)''
* 07 Galen
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* 07 '''Ishmael''' ''(lineman)''
* 08 Gregor
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* 08 '''Gregor''' ''(lineman)''
* 09 Hallarn
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* 09 '''Callonant''' ''(lineman)''
* 10 Ishmael
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* 10 '''Galen''' ''(lineman)''
* 11 Thaddeus
 
  
== Games Played ==
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* 05 '''<s>Cornelius</s>''' ''(lineman)'' - killed in action during the teams' very first game vs The Arkangel Merchants
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* 09 '''<s>Hallarn</s>''' ''(lineman)'' - took early retirement following permanent injury affecting resilience to further injury, sustained vs The Mermaid's Tears
  
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== "The Captain's Clash" Games Played ==
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=== Arkangel League 1 ===
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* Weds 13th July 2022, vs '''The Arkangel Merchant's Club''' - result lost 0-2
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* Thurs 21st July 2022, vs '''The Victoria Raptors''' - result won 2-0
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* Fri 5th August 2022, vs '''The Mermaid's Tears''' - result won 3-0
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* ''sadly did not run'', vs '''Macro's Sentient Socks''' - result concession by The Socks
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* Weds 31st August 2022, vs '''The Rexuz' Wranglers''' - result TBD
  
 
== Rumours ==
 
== Rumours ==
  
*Those who know [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] personally will know that he secretly roots for The Mermaids' Tears ("they just play a better technical game!").
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*Those who know [[Mac|Lord-Captain Malvoisin]] personally will know that he secretly roots for The Mermaids' Tears ''("They just play a better technical game!")''.
  
 
== Quotes ==
 
== Quotes ==

Latest revision as of 11:28, 30 August 2022

Race Human
Dynasty Cerastes
Player Mark
CerastesRattlers1.jpg

Name: The Cerastes Rattlers

Dynasty: Cerastes

Notable Traits: Fast, arrogant, shifty, & objectively better than you!

Team Overview

The Cerastes Rattlers are one of those "heel" teams everyone loves to hate - a mixture of snide, unpleasantly handsome House members with slicked-back hair and, occasionally (although not currently), burly squats whose powerful tackling is especially unpleasant because so much of it happens in the knee-to-groin region. Lord-Captain Malvoisin shows up for photo-ops with the team every now and again, smiling bemusedly and doing an awkward thumbs-up pose.

Roster

  • 01 The Krauss Custom, a suit of Squat-forged Powered Armour (treeman)
  • 02 Carnax (wardancer L2)
  • 03 Titus (wardancer)
  • 04 Augustius (thrower L2)
  • 05 Emil (lineman L2)
  • 06 Thaddeus (lineman L2)
  • 07 Ishmael (lineman)
  • 08 Gregor (lineman)
  • 09 Callonant (lineman)
  • 10 Galen (lineman)
  • 05 Cornelius (lineman) - killed in action during the teams' very first game vs The Arkangel Merchants
  • 09 Hallarn (lineman) - took early retirement following permanent injury affecting resilience to further injury, sustained vs The Mermaid's Tears

"The Captain's Clash" Games Played

Arkangel League 1

  • Weds 13th July 2022, vs The Arkangel Merchant's Club - result lost 0-2
  • Thurs 21st July 2022, vs The Victoria Raptors - result won 2-0
  • Fri 5th August 2022, vs The Mermaid's Tears - result won 3-0
  • sadly did not run, vs Macro's Sentient Socks - result concession by The Socks
  • Weds 31st August 2022, vs The Rexuz' Wranglers - result TBD

Rumours

  • Those who know Lord-Captain Malvoisin personally will know that he secretly roots for The Mermaids' Tears ("They just play a better technical game!").

Quotes