Wruturd

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Race Ork
Dynasty House Tollman
Player Stewart Carmichael
Wruturd

Name: Wruturd 'Eadshredda

Dynasty: Tollman

Notable Traits: Wruturd is noted for his hand eye coordination that gives him almost unerring accuracy. And his top quality bantz.

Titles: Nob

Information Known by Arkangel Society

  • Wruturd 'Eadshredda is the premier Flash Git of Arkangel. An Ork of the Bad Moon Klan, he is most probably the singlemost richest individual on the station, by any legitimate Ork measure.
  • He spends his earnings to keep him in brass for his oversized and versatile "kustom 'eavy blaster" as well as whatever else he uses to power it. Some wonder if he turned his full financial potential to other means could he rival the great rogue traders themselves.
  • However he is quite simple and entirely humble, so they need not worry. All he asks is for friendship and a good scrap. And brass. Lots of brass.
  • Just make sure you are standing behind him, as he's not quite got the hang of "covering fire" quite yet...

Lineage

From a long line of Fun guys!

Known Associates

  • Red Leada was his old war buddy from their Armageddon days.
  • Ambrose Tollman is Wruturd's Boss. And as long as he keeps sourcing fights and scraps, and keeps winning; Wruturd will follow.
  • Ed'wari a close associate of Wruturd, don't worry about the pointy ears.
  • Friedrich Sternenlicht is Wruturd's best friend. They've been through a lot together, and they always have each others back.

Rumours

Is rumoured to be Tollman's favoured Xenos consort.

Quotes

  • "Awk! That is propa shit! What use is an Erection to me?! I hate erections!" - Wruturd Upon hearing he had to behave and couldn't kill his way to success at the recent election of Starseeker to the Iron Council.
  • "For something so brutish it does seem to show an emotional attachment Lady Artemisia, similar to a young untrained hound." - Sterling
  • "People fink 'e's a primitive brute but da troof is 'e's a primitive brute wiv a dirty great shoota, hurr hurr." - Mac
  • "I’d never really had a conversation with one before fate and Higgs threw us together, so I was kinda dreading it. I told it the plan, and it didn’t argue or ask a lot of stupid questions, it just went out there and did it - even though it involved not killing things! And if I’m honest? I’ve trained troopers dumber than that. So he’s alright I guess. Plus, the chant is pretty catchy. Deff squad, deff squad…” - Spider
  • "E's got a Ded Good Shoota" - Lord-Captain Romeles Uriel Corinthian Blair
  • "I'm going to do my best to stay on his good side, that's for sure." - Stacy
  • "I don't really understand orcs, but he is amusing enough and I approve of his protectiveness over Arty" - Alexandra Euphemia Blake
  • "He's just lovely! He understands more than you think. Plus it's super sweet to know if any asshole tries to claim that bounty on me without it being part of some money-making bounty-claim-rescue scheme, he'll try and crump them first." - Artemisia Minerva Tabbris Blair
  • "I am never sure if this brute is going be a help of hindrance. A good wall to be behind, but it draws as much trouble as it guards." - Sterling
  • "Yes, it is intimidating - but not because of its physicality… because of its conviction, blind or not." - Missionary Stenberg
  • "Certinly an impressive specimen of the Ork species." - Severina Von Den Tötten
  • "When you need a big, loud, green distraction hes your Ork." - Slate "Scrapjack" Duster
  • " 'E's the biggest, the baddest, the flashest, the toughest, the shootiest, Big Nob with a Purple 'Elmet, and his Shoota's ded nice too." - Lord-Captain Romeles Blair
  • "The fact that I can trust Wruturd with my back more than a significant proportion of my own species is something that I am choosing not to delve into too much. But on the plus side, I can trust him with my back so..." - Friedrich Sternenlicht
  • "This Ork has grown significantly since I last saw him, which is only testament to his combat prowess" - Azrael Schwarzekappel

OOC Information

Player: Stewart Carmichael

Inspirations:

  • Sloth from the Goonies
  • The Incredible Hulk

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